"you choose your favourite character because they remind you of yourself"



It’s a pun and I’m sorry.


calling the number on the billboard made my day.

beware of all transformers.

aoe summary


humans: kill ALL AUTOBOTS
autobots: i came out to have a good time and honestly im feeling so attacked right now

When you look to the stars, think of one of them as my soul.
Optimus Prime (Transformers: Age of Extinction)
  • Baby: p...p..
  • Dad: Are you trying to say papa son?
  • Baby: p..p....punch, hold, slide, repeat


This just might be my favorite TF commercial since the Burger King fiasco of ‘07.


You know that in TF4, there’s a dinobot whose name is Slash, right?

Imagine the horror when those naive souls google “transformers slash”

AOE characters in two words or less
  • cade: tessa!
  • tessa: dad!
  • shane: ....shane?!
  • bumblebee: *radio static*
  • hound: boom!!
  • drift: wait wat?
  • crosshairs: nope.
  • optimus prime: fuck u.
  • lockdown: dammit.
  • galvatron: ma seed!
  • dinobots: lawlz.
  • joshua: shit.
  • attinger: patriotism!
  • striker: shades & grenades.
  • chicago: not again.
  • china: plz no.


you don’t realise how much tumblr has changed your view on things until you spend time with friends who don’t have tumblr and they say something and you’re just like